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distraction:

cumaway:

OMFG

OH MY GOD

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heteroh:

when your parents threaten to take your allowance away

image

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blowmydandelion:

i laughed for 10 minutes

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ima1ing:

spankkitten:

malformalady:

Octopus eggs

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FUN FACT: These eggs are evil. Octopus babies are evil. Let me tell you why. The octopus mother lays her eggs in a cave roof and spends 6 months guarding them from potential predators and swaying the eggs with her tentacle so they get oxygen. This means she doesn’t eat or sleep until they hatch. When the octopus babies hatch, she dies from fatigue and starvation. THEN THEY FUCKING EAT HER. THEY EAT THEIR MOTHER WHO DIED BECAUSE SHE WAS LOOKING AFTER THEM. THEY. EAT. HER.

This sounds like what my mother said i did to her

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clarawebbwillcutoffyourhead:

IS BEING HYDRATED REALLY WORTH ALL THIS PEEING?

DID YOU KNOW that when you are over hydrated n shit sometimes your red blood cells can get like too filled with water and burst this is called hemolysis and your patient will DIE

ALSO never ever give anyone an IV drip of pure drinking water. You will kill them.

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Marry someone you want to annoy for the rest of your life.

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pulpdrinker:

sex tip!! when he puts it in, yell ‘what are u doing in my swamp’

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jackblogguy:

jerkidiot:

pharell williams and will ferrell have reverse names

WHAT HAVE YOU DONE

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dutchster:

society: dare to be different!
society: whoa not THAT different you freak

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clarknokent:

yojesus:

snatchedweaves:

jackballs:

no:

sometimes she’s Kim K sometimes she’s Beyonce…

and sometimes she’s britney

and sometimes she’s lindsay

and sometimes she’s italian pop sensation isabella parigi

lizzy mcguire movie

I can’t

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